Thought for a lifetime…
if life throws lemons at you,
don’t make a lemonade..
Ask for,
tequila & salt too…

There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all.

- Robert Orben

When you were learning to speak,
your mom understood everything you tried to say.
Today you say a lot and claim,
?Mom, you don’t understand!”

Dosti sabse aisi nibhana ke dekhne wale hairaan reh jayen.
khuda bhi aakar aapse pooche:
Kya hum bhi tumhare dost ban jayeen?

Friends r like STREET-LIGHTS along d road.
They don’t make the DISTANCE any shorter,
but they LIGHT UP d path & make walk worthwhile…