Blogger’s Paradise

Most of the troubles in life are the result of:

Saying ‘No’ too soon,

or

‘Yes’ too late..

Think about it…!!

Sardar’s theory : Moon is more important than Sun,
coz it gives light at night when light is needed &
Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says ‘Johny Walker single’
Man on his left says ‘Peter Scotch single’
Sardar says - ‘Baljith Singh Married’

The joke can only be cracked about someone’s personality which is already known to the public.

-Sajid Khan

Lalu bus ke upper khada tha,
Raste mein tufan aaya.
Dhoti ud gayi.
Phir bijli kadki.
Lalu: Ek to hamar dhoti chin li, upper se sasura fotu lewat ho.

Dil ki hasrat jubaan per aane lagi,
Tumhe dekha aur zindagi muskurane lagi,
ye diwangi thi ya meri nazroon ka dhokha,
kal cockroach mein tumhari surat nazar aane lagi ha ha