Dil ki hasrat jubaan per aane lagi,
Tumhe dekha aur zindagi muskurane lagi,
ye diwangi thi ya meri nazroon ka dhokha,
kal cockroach mein tumhari surat nazar aane lagi ha ha

whenever
i c a
Beautiful Girl with
fair complexion

Sexy figure

Long Hair

D only thing i remember is the

Tata Sky Slogan

“Isko baja Dala, To Life jingalala”

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Santa went to see a gal for marriage.

Their families decided to leave them for some talk.

After some time..

Santa asks: “behenji, How many brother-sister are you?”

Girl: “Actually we are three, but now we are four.”

Santa: So low marks? Two hard slaps should be given.
Pappu: Yes papa, Come with me, i have seen house of that Teacher.