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February 28, 2009 in Funny by Kratika Goel

Modern.
Obedient..
Neatful…
Kindful…
Excellent..
Young.

Thats me.
Dont feel sad… ur name is also there… read d 1st letter of every word.

SANTA-BANTA JOKES

February 26, 2009 in Funny by Kratika Goel

Ek kabotar ne santa ke upar poty kar di.

SANTA-haramjade teri ma ne chaddhi nahi pahnai kya?

KABOTAR-ullu ke patthe,tu kya chaddhi me hi karta hai

A Survey Says….

February 25, 2009 in Funny by Kratika Goel

Ek survey me pucha gaya 1000 pages ki buk kitne din mei padi ja sakti hai

Writer-6 month

Doctor-2month

Lawyer-1month

Student-exam kab hai

Happy Hubby

December 8, 2008 in Funny, Marital Woes by Deepanshu Goel

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi.
Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha.