.

Modern.
Obedient..
Neatful…
Kindful…
Excellent..
Young.

Thats me.
Dont feel sad… ur name is also there… read d 1st letter of every word.

Ek kabotar ne santa ke upar poty kar di.

SANTA-haramjade teri ma ne chaddhi nahi pahnai kya?

KABOTAR-ullu ke patthe,tu kya chaddhi me hi karta hai

Ek survey me pucha gaya 1000 pages ki buk kitne din mei padi ja sakti hai
Writer-6 month
Doctor-2month
Lawyer-1month
Student-exam kab hai

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi.
Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha.