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MUjhSa KoI PyaRa kOi MasOOm Nahi HAi….
MaIN chEEz Kya HUn kHud MujhE MalOOM nAhi HaI…

Question: What goes in dry, comes out wet and gives warm satisfaction?
Answer: A Tea Bag

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Jaam tutne ka bahana mat kar , Hum to teri ankhon se pee lenge.
Tu mat aa lekin aane ka wada to kar, hum tere intejar me jee lenge.