Flirting is d only job in d world that a person cannot include in his biodata despite havin years of experience n no. of references!
Stories Tagged ‘funny sms’
Every hour God looks at u… Every minute God cares 4 u… Every second God remembers u… Bcoz, Everyday I pray 4 u “thoda dimag km hai Dhyan Dena Bhagwan”
Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why? Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.
People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes, People who do less work…make less mistakes, People who do no work…make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes…get promoted.
Santa & Banta were walking in the highlands then suddenly Santa fell down in a deep hole. Banta: Are you ok? Santa: Fine thanks! Banta: Did you break anything? Santa: No, there’s nothing down here!
Modern. Obedient.. Neatful… Kindful… Excellent.. Young. Thats me. Dont feel sad… ur name is also there… read d 1st letter of every word.
Modern. Obedient.. Neatful… Kindful… Excellent.. Young. Thats me. Dont feel sad… ur name is also there… read d 1st letter of every word.
Ek kabotar ne santa ke upar poty kar di. SANTA-haramjade teri ma ne chaddhi nahi pahnai kya? KABOTAR-ullu ke patthe,tu kya chaddhi me hi karta hai