funny sms


Flirting is d only job in d world that a person cannot include in his biodata despite havin years of experience n no. of references!

Smart Thought…!

People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes, People who do less work…make less mistakes, People who do no work…make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes…get promoted.

Santa-Banta Together

Santa & Banta were walking in the highlands then suddenly Santa fell down in a deep hole. Banta: Are you ok? Santa: Fine thanks! Banta: Did you break anything? Santa: No, there’s nothing down here!


Modern. Obedient.. Neatful… Kindful… Excellent.. Young. Thats me. Dont feel sad… ur name is also there… read d 1st letter of every word.


Ek kabotar ne santa ke upar poty kar di. SANTA-haramjade teri ma ne chaddhi nahi pahnai kya? KABOTAR-ullu ke patthe,tu kya chaddhi me hi karta hai