Funny..
Flirting is d only job in d world that a person cannot include in his biodata despite havin years of experience n no. of references!
funny sms
Why EvryOne Pray FR U..:)
Every hour God looks at u… Every minute God cares 4 u… Every second God remembers u… Bcoz, Everyday I pray 4 u “thoda dimag km hai Dhyan Dena Bhagwan”
Santa’s Stupidity..!
Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why? Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.
Smart Thought…!
People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes, People who do less work…make less mistakes, People who do no work…make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes…get promoted.
Santa-Banta Together
Santa & Banta were walking in the highlands then suddenly Santa fell down in a deep hole. Banta: Are you ok? Santa: Fine thanks! Banta: Did you break anything? Santa: No, there’s nothing down here!
Funny
Modern. Obedient.. Neatful… Kindful… Excellent.. Young. Thats me. Dont feel sad… ur name is also there… read d 1st letter of every word.
Find Ur Name
Modern. Obedient.. Neatful… Kindful… Excellent.. Young. Thats me. Dont feel sad… ur name is also there… read d 1st letter of every word.
SANTA-BANTA JOKES
Ek kabotar ne santa ke upar poty kar di. SANTA-haramjade teri ma ne chaddhi nahi pahnai kya? KABOTAR-ullu ke patthe,tu kya chaddhi me hi karta hai