Ek sardar ne jatt ki ladki ka rishta apne ladke k liye manga. Jatt ne sardarko khub peeta Maar khane k bad Srdar utha aur kapde jhad ke bola:Fir mai Inkar smjhu?
Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why? Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.
A girl proposed to Santa and he denied simply saying that in our family,we marry only our relatives. My mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi , my uncle married my aunt and so on. So please excuse me !!!!!
Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I love you sister.”
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Santa & Banta were walking in the highlands then suddenly Santa fell down in a deep hole. Banta: Are you ok? Santa: Fine thanks! Banta: Did you break anything? Santa: No, there’s nothing down here!
Ek kabotar ne santa ke upar poty kar di. SANTA-haramjade teri ma ne chaddhi nahi pahnai kya? KABOTAR-ullu ke patthe,tu kya chaddhi me hi karta hai
An army sergeant told Santa to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. “I thought I told you to go to the end of the line,” barked the sergeant. “Why did you come back?” “Because there’s already somebody there!”