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A boy on Date with girl in BMW. Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I’m already married. Girl: Oh GOD! tumne to dara hi diya, i thought this is not your car.
Men who don’t understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Question: How do you express two words with exactly opposite meaning in sentence? Answer: HAPPILY MARRIED !!!
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi.Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha.
Most of the troubles in life are the result of: Saying ‘No’ too soon, or ‘Yes’ too late.. Think about it…!!
Sardar’s theory : Moon is more important than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!