Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife: Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee mil gayi ab marne ke baad swarg milega!
Story archive for ‘Marital Woes’
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!
Question: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ? Answer: Apologies !!!
Man: Is there any way 4 long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!
Men who donâ€™t understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a good mood, it turns Green & when I m in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
Question: How do you express two words with exactly opposite meaning in sentence? Answer: HAPPILY MARRIED !!!