See The Face
…A quote on a girls t-shirt… “there’s a face above this…don’t forget…please see that also!!”
…A quote on a girls t-shirt… “there’s a face above this…don’t forget…please see that also!!”
What’s worse than finding worm in the apple that u have bitten into??? Finding half a WORM!!
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Santa to Pappu: Where’s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who’s Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously… Finally, santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.