Love Quote
Life is a touch & go, Some people will be there for a while, some will go away, but people who find u special will always find ways to stay! ! :):)
Life is a touch & go, Some people will be there for a while, some will go away, but people who find u special will always find ways to stay! ! :):)
Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why? Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.
A girl proposed to Santa and he denied simply saying that in our family,we marry only our relatives. My mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi , my uncle married my aunt and so on. So please excuse me !!!!!
Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I love you sister.”
People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes, People who do less work…make less mistakes, People who do no work…make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes…get promoted.
A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession…even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, “Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!”
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Santa & Banta were walking in the highlands then suddenly Santa fell down in a deep hole. Banta: Are you ok? Santa: Fine thanks! Banta: Did you break anything? Santa: No, there’s nothing down here!