Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a good mood, it turns Green & when I m in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
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Love is for life, life is not for love, love may fail in life, life should never fail in love, so do not spoil life in love, but do not forget 2 love in life.
Question: How do you express two words with exactly opposite meaning in sentence? Answer: HAPPILY MARRIED !!!
â€œAn honest person shines like a diamond among thousand stones.â€ – Vichaar Kranti
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi.Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha.
“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.”â€” John Lennon