Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. -Ema Bombeck
Key Hole
Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Ability
“Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment.” -Baltasar Gracian, The Oracle
Remarry
Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously… Finally, santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.
Sexy Beer Commercial Banned in China
Sexy Beer Commercial starring ‘Stephen Chow’ banned in China by their censor. exactly don’t know why? San Miguel Beer started in Philippines and has now become the leading beer brand in Hong Kong and South China.
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