No man goes before his time. Unless the boss leaves early. -Groucho Marx
Sexy Beer Commercial Banned in China
Sexy Beer Commercial starring ‘Stephen Chow’ banned in China by their censor. exactly don’t know why? San Miguel Beer started in Philippines and has now become the leading beer brand in Hong Kong and South China.
Bending Pipe
Santa was inserting dog’s tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Wife’s Marriage
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Teri bahu ne doosri shaadi karli.
Indicators
Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? Banta puts his head out & says “Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!”