Indicators
Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? Banta puts his head out & says “Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!”
Entertainment
Up And Down
Santa’s urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, “you are pregnant”. Angry santa shouts at wife, “Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de”.
Sexy Microsoft Office XP Commercial
ha..ha..ha..ha.. didn’t knew that Microsoft developer was thinking of his girlfriend’s bra hooks while developing security.
Recognizing Handwriting
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to…?
Gone
Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi.. Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi… Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim… Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi…
Watch Funny Tide Bleach Commercial
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Only Air
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Hawa hi hawa hai.
