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…A quote on a girls t-shirt… “there’s a face above this…don’t forget…please see that also!!”

What’s worse than finding worm in the apple that u have bitten into??? Finding half a WORM!!

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Santa to Pappu: Where’s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who’s Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.