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Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously… Finally, santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.

Santa was inserting dog’s tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Teri bahu ne doosri shaadi karli.

Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? Banta puts his head out & says “Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!”

Santa’s urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, “you are pregnant”. Angry santa shouts at wife, “Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de”.

Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to…?

Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi.. Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi… Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim… Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi…

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Hawa hi hawa hai.