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BMW date
A boy on Date with girl in BMW. Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I’m already married. Girl: Oh GOD! tumne to dara hi diya, i thought this is not your car.
Winning argument with Wife
Question: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ? Answer: Apologies !!!
Long Life
Man: Is there any way 4 long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!
Bachelors and Husbands
Men who don’t understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Sulagti Zindagi
Zindagi..Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai,Enjoy karo…Warna…Sulag to rahi hi hai,khatam to waise bhi ho hi jayegi.Gud Day!
Yaadon ki Shayari
Rishta banaya hai to nibhayenge,Har pal aapko hasayenge-satayenge,Pata hai aapko to fursat nahi yaad karne ki, Hum hi msg kr-kr ke apni yaad dilayenge.
Head of family joke
A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.