Santa’s Love Letter..
Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I love you sister.”
Smart Thought…!
People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes, People who do less work…make less mistakes, People who do no work…make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes…get promoted.
If U Met With N Accident??..(haha)
A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession…even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, “Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!”
Santa At Accident Spot…
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Santa-Banta Together
Santa & Banta were walking in the highlands then suddenly Santa fell down in a deep hole. Banta: Are you ok? Santa: Fine thanks! Banta: Did you break anything? Santa: No, there’s nothing down here!
Santa Aur Kabootar..
Ek kabotar ne santa ke upar poty kar di. SANTA-haramjade teri ma ne chaddhi nahi pahnai kya? KABOTAR-ullu ke patthe,tu kya chaddhi me hi karta hai
Santa Went Hospital..
Santa tripped on a broken curb and went to the hospital. After examining him, the doctor said, “I have some good news, and some bad news for you. First of all, you’ll never be able to work again. “Santa replied, “Okay, now what’s the bad news?”
Santa In Army…
An army sergeant told Santa to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. “I thought I told you to go to the end of the line,” barked the sergeant. “Why did you come back?” “Because there’s already somebody there!”