Kawasaki Ninja
You got to see and praise the thought behind this commercial video of ‘Kawasaki Ninja Bike’. [flv]https://goelji.com/uploads/videos/commercials/kawasaki-ninja.flv[/flv]
Self Reliance
“For self reliance the name of Ram and his kind grace are the ultimate means.” -Autobiography of Mahatma Ghandhi
Opposite of
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Brother-Sister
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time.. Santa asks: “behenji, How many brother-sister are you?” Girl: “Actually we are three, but now we are four.”
Progress
“Progress lies not in enhancing what is, but in advancing toward what will be.” -Kahlil Gibran, “A Handful of Sand on the Shore”
Slap a Teacher
Santa: So low marks? Two hard slaps should be given. Pappu: Yes papa, Come with me, i have seen house of that Teacher.
Progress
“The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.” -Eden Phillpotts