Got Heaven
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife: Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee mil gayi ab marne ke baad swarg milega!
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Dangerous Wife
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!
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Modern. Obedient.. Neatful… Kindful… Excellent.. Young. Thats me. Dont feel sad… ur name is also there… read d 1st letter of every word.
Find Ur Name
Modern. Obedient.. Neatful… Kindful… Excellent.. Young. Thats me. Dont feel sad… ur name is also there… read d 1st letter of every word.
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10 log 1 Sardar ko maar rhe the. Sardar hass rha Tha,1 aadmi bola-Kyo hass rhe Ho? Sardar-Main gurmit hu,ye log Mujhe Kuldip samaj k maar rhe hain……
Santa-Banta
10 log 1 Santa ko maar rhe the. Santa hass rha Tha,1 aadmi bola-Kyo hass rhe Ho? Santa-Main gurmit hu,ye log Mujhe Kuldip samaj k maar rhe hain……
BMW date
A boy on Date with girl in BMW. Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I’m already married. Girl: Oh GOD! tumne to dara hi diya, i thought this is not your car.
Winning argument with Wife
Question: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ? Answer: Apologies !!!