Stories Tagged ‘jokes’

Leaving Home – Virgin Mobile

Does your mobile operator love you only for money? It’s time to Breakup – Virgin Mobile India

Bose DK IT Version

Manager mujhse bola, Ye company hai meri, Recruitment teri, guilty hai meri. Engineer ki shakal me beta tu to nikla PHAANKIBAAJ, Bhaag bhaag DK bose, DK bose, D K bose bhaag bhaag DK Bose DK bhaag… aandhi aayi aandhi aayi Read full story…

Got Heaven

Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife: Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee mil gayi ab marne ke baad swarg milega!

Dangerous Wife

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!

BMW date

A boy on Date with girl in BMW. Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I’m already married. Girl: Oh GOD! tumne to dara hi diya, i thought this is not your car.

Winning argument with Wife

Question: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ? Answer: Apologies !!!

Long Life

Man: Is there any way 4 long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!

Bachelors and Husbands

Men who don’t understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

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