Got Heaven
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife: Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee mil gayi ab marne ke baad swarg milega!
Marital Woes
Dangerous Wife
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!