Stories Tagged ‘SMS’

Santa In Army…

An army sergeant told Santa to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. “I thought I told you to go to the end of the line,” barked the sergeant. “Why did you come back?” “Because Read full story…

WHO M I?

WHO  M  I? A push wen U stop, A path wen U r lost, A word wen U r quiet, A smile wen U r sad, A shoulder wen U cry, Thts Me always wid u.forever life,til death,since birth?

Funny

10 log 1 Sardar ko maar rhe the. Sardar hass rha Tha,1 aadmi bola-Kyo hass rhe Ho? Sardar-Main gurmit hu,ye log Mujhe Kuldip samaj k maar rhe hain……

SANTA-BANTA JOKES

Ek kabotar ne santa ke upar poty kar di. SANTA-haramjade teri ma ne chaddhi nahi pahnai kya? KABOTAR-ullu ke patthe,tu kya chaddhi me hi karta hai

Love is Life

Love is for life, life is not for love, love may fail in life, life should never fail in love, so do not spoil life in love, but do not forget 2 love in life.

Happily Married

Question: How do you express two words with exactly opposite meaning in sentence? Answer: HAPPILY MARRIED !!!

Zindagi ke Pal

Khwaish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako,Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,Yun to jeene ke liye pal bahut kam hai,Jiyo aise ki har pal mein zindgi pa sako..!

Angel Friends

"Angels Do Exist… but, sometimes, they don’t have wings, We call them Friends!"

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