Santa Aur Kabootar..
Ek kabotar ne santa ke upar poty kar di. SANTA-haramjade teri ma ne chaddhi nahi pahnai kya? KABOTAR-ullu ke patthe,tu kya chaddhi me hi karta hai
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Santa Went Hospital..
Santa tripped on a broken curb and went to the hospital. After examining him, the doctor said, “I have some good news, and some bad news for you. First of all, you’ll never be able to work again. “Santa replied, “Okay, now what’s the bad news?”
Santa In Army…
An army sergeant told Santa to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. “I thought I told you to go to the end of the line,” barked the sergeant. “Why did you come back?” “Because there’s already somebody there!”
How To Make A Lassi..[;)]
Kabhi yad aaye to phone krlena, paise kam ho to SMS krlena, agar ye b na kar sake to cell dahi me daal kar vibration on kar lena, aur LASSI tyaar kar p lena.
Cost cutting
This is what is termed as cost cutting at the time of recession that is needed to bring the operating cost of a company down. Okey..its a joke that a friend of mine sent from his office using his office pc and internet. thus, making a joke of his company’s firing (read job cuts) in
Got Heaven
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife: Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee mil gayi ab marne ke baad swarg milega!
Dangerous Wife
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!
Shayari
Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte, Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte, Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare, jinko Pareshan na karo to wo yaad hi kiya nahi karte…